Drunk Brooklyn Lawyer Throws Her Underwear At Cops, Tells Them "Suck My Pussy!" and "Eat My Ass!"
NY Post – A boozy Brooklyn lawyer tried to skip out on a $6 taxi fare — then was busted after stripping off her panties and tossing them at cops while screaming profanities, police said. Cops they found a very drunk Stephanie Hendricks, 39 — who has clerked for an Oregon Supreme Court justice and served as a Blackmun Fellow — in front of a Williamsburg deli after she bolted from a yellow cab at around 2:30 a.m. Saturday. The bawdy barrister, who lives with her churchgoing mom in Flatlands, pulled off her panties, showed cops her lady parts, then lunged at them and yelled, “Suck my p—y,’’ and, “Eat my ass, you f–king pigs!” police said. “Normally we don’t see people cursing a police officer,” deli owner Mohammad Rahman, 54, told The Post. “But then she opened her clothes in front of the police officer, in front of us. She looked crazy,” “She . . . showed everything to the cop . . . She had no panties. “The cops were saying, ‘Calm down, lady. Calm down. Be cool,’ ” Rahman said. The incident was captured on the deli’s surveillance video, which shows Hendricks charging out of the shop, her butt exposed, and lunging at officers. The lawyer, who runs a small private practice in Downtown Brooklyn, was slapped with a slew of charges, including theft of services, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and exposure. “My boyfriend broke up with me,” an embarrassed Hendricks explained yesterday to The Post. “I went out. I got drunk. I had a bad night.
First thing’s first, “Suck my pussy” might be my favorite phrase every. Eat my ass is great but suck my pussy takes the cake.
Just another case of chicks being chicks. Yesterday it was the Israeli female soldiers putting slutty pictures on facebook. Today is the attorney who got dumped and blacked out and made an asshole of herself. Doesn’t matter who you are. Doesn’t matter how old you are. What your profession is. If you’re a chick and you get dumped, theres like a 99% chance you go out, get wasted, and make yourself look like a complete dickhead. You maybe skip dinner, get shitfaced, and end crying at the bar as you stumble in your high heels. You may find the first person with a dick between his legs at the bar and fuck him no matter what. Or you may take your panties off in the bodega and tell cops to suck your pussy and lick your asshole. But bottom line is, if you’re a female who’s been rejected you will have a meltdown. Its one of the many reasons why guys will never respect you.